Tuesday, July 28, 2015

Kartoon Zoo Holiday Declared!!

Hey everyone! Guess what? The magic I did at the Freemason temple on 7.12.15 against my uncle Wayne Mason has just paid off. Two new articles hit the internet on 7.21 and 7.22. It seems my infamous uncle has been transferring money to his wife, sons in laws and other family members since 2007 to avoid creditors. what a whank. endangering his whole family like that. now they are being drawn in to the frey. Of course, they all deserve it and worse. Hopefully Wayne will go to jail soon where he will die and waste away for the rest of his natural life. in the mean time I want to thank some people who made all this possible. First, Tina Fey you are amazing. i have never felt connected to anyone like i do to you from your book Bossypants and your mentions of me? in 30 Rock and the Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. I don't know how you know so much about my life but I am glad you do. Without your insight into my life, I don't know if I would ever have come to where I am. I love you and can't wait to work with you. Second, Amy Poehler you are a brilliant warrior and I love you. thank you so much for parks n rec it has been one of the joys of my life. your input into my insight has been invaluable. you and tina inspire me and i can't wait to one day meet you both. also broad city is amazing and a wonderful testament to the best friendship between me and my bestie Taryn. Also, ms. Joanne Rowling, I love you forever. thank you for the casual vacancy and its insight. that book gave me hope and knowledge of my family that I used against them. also, jaylen fryberg love you too man. and also Andy samberg i also love you. you are brilliant and funny and sexy (dont tell jesus!) hopefully we can all work together one day but thank you in the mean time. you all inspire me and i couldn't have done this without you guys. hooray though! wayne mason is dead!!!

http://patch.com/georgia/buckhead/atlanta-area-developer-allegedly-hid-millions-creditors-0

http://www.gwinnettdailypost.com/news/2015/jul/21/lawsuit-gwinnett-developer-wayne-mason-hid/

also enough of this round about stuff, one of you should just come to my houes one day and we can chat about the illuminati and muffins and stuff. also, i want to know more about who i am. how is it that I am royal? i get from the media that i am some sort of princess? why? how? i dont get it and its crazy but I'm not reading the signs wrong, am i? I am some sort of earth mother princess? queen of all I survey? that type of thing? because it feels more like, sometimes i make a hit and it works and the earth and gods listen to me and we all work together so i guess that makes me a princess? more like a pot princess. happy 420!