Why Its Always Sunny Again at Kartoon Zoo

So my birthday was five days ago. June 10th 1988. I was a bit curious what season 6 episode 10 of It's Always Sunny would be about but I was hardly prepared for this. As the first line in the episode says "So like you said, you come face to face with something like that, what do you do?". Well folks, I have come face to face with the brutal underbelly of civilization in this episode and I choose to let you know about it. So sit down, strap in and get ready for another ride on the symbolism train courtesy of yours truly here at Kartoon Zoo.

First of all, this episode is called Charlie Kelly: King of the Rats. Second of all it takes place at 10:00 AM, like one of the loneliest numbers you can think of. One is an individual and zero is a separator, a space holder so that is like saying you have one person surrounded by a ton of space. Mental space, psychological space, physical space, all of it. Just so so lonely. Third of all this episode takes place on a Tuesday, which is like the day of Mars and war. So a lonely guy making war: Charlie Kelly killin rats as he is wont to do. 

Charlie enters the scene in a filthy Lake Tahoe shirt in the High Priestess colors, equating him with a dirty lake and passivity in general. He says that he just slaughtered 200 rats. Lets take a look at what that number means and what it means juxtapose death.

So 2 is the number of the couple and like I said 0 is a space, a place holder, a separator. So 200's a bit like Super Couple, two people just out there on their own together, nothing affecting them. It's quite beautiful. Something akin to a weekend getaway with your lover in the mountains. To set this energy up against death is tantamount to declaring that this episode will at least in part be about the War on Love. More on that later.

After Charlie announces that he has just killed 200 rats he goes on to say "generations of them: mothers, fathers, grandfathers, babies." He then wonders aloud if his life is really more valuable than theirs. Let's look deeper at what is going on here. First of all Charlie, we know, is like the lowliest Freemason. He is an especially depraved version of Antichrist. Freemasons, as Antichrists, are murderers. They do their ritual killing with something called a Tubal Cane. 

So we know Cane, who killed his brother Able, but turns out Cane had a psycho of a son named Tubal Cane. This is who the Freemasons worship, one of many depraved things. Now Tubal Cane was a maker of weapons and a nihilistic, sadistic man. The Freemasons named their main weapon after this son of Cane. They also play with the idea of a Two Ball Cane. So like a dick and balls. 

It's all just male genital worship and toxic masculinity. So anyway, Charlie his his tubal cane that he kills generations of "rats" with. Then he wonders, as all Freemasons do at some point, if his life is really more valuable than the life he's taking. In the show he is killing rats, but the real life Charlie Freemasons are killing people, FYI.

So basically Charlie is losing it. Because the other side of the Freemason coin, Frank, that wealthy, old top, who lives on other people's pain and perpetuates general chicanery, claims that it is Charlie's birthday when really it's his own. Frank attempts to trick the gang into throwing Charlie a surprise party for himself. He says he wants it Hawaiian Trip Hop underground luau theme. Hip Hop should never be turned into Trip Hop because that sounds like a major fail. Like you failed to hop because you tripped. And when you trip, it means that you are not aligned or that your chosen path is difficult. So be aware when you walk, because the journey bespeaks the destination. 

Later, after the gang and Sweet Dee prove to be the same terrible people they always are, Dee is trying to convince Charlie to go to the spa with her. Charlie is working on a remote control raccoon to round  up the rats with. This is interesting symbolism because racoons traditionally symbolize Freemasons. That's why Leslie Knope is always complaining about the racoons in Pawnee: the town is overrun with Freemasons. 

When Dee offers to take Charlie out he refuses saying, "Out there I'm the rat." He thinks she's not saying the rest of the word when she says spa, and thinks she's trying to say spaghetti. This is proper symbolism because spaghetti is symbolically a bunch of bloody phalluses. Which is what Charlie's life as a killer of rats is all about. Each time he uses his bat to kill a rat its a bloody phallus. So essentially Charlie is eating all the times he killed a rat with a bat. 

But always Charlie is aware of a world where he is the rat. Dee tries to tell him that she can guarantee that no one "out there" will put him in a bag and bash him against a telephone pole. Charlie's like you can't guarantee that. It's karma, plain and simple. For Charlie and for the Freemasons he represents. You kill rats, people try to kill you like a rat. You kill people, people try to kill you.

While Dee takes Charlie out, the gang goes to Duncan's, Franks "friend" from under the bridge. There we experience pot skanks, a meth head hair stylist, tiki torches and Duncan himself, playing a video game and about to go level 3. The backdrop to this lovely scene is people fucking behind a plastic "wall" for lack of a better word. At one point the couple fall through the plastic and fall naked on the floor. Duncan and his associate then proceed to beat them silly, bringing back up the War on Love.

You see, Frank and Duncan hang out under a bridge. Generally this is gross, symbolically its even worse. You see a bridge is like a relationship. That's why that dumb show was called Bridgerton. It's like saying Relationship Land. And the under part of a bridge is like the shadow of it, all the gross stuff you repress about your relationship. So bad sex, drugs, video games, all that is part of the shadow of relationships. So when a couple falls from behind a plastic screen right onto the floor of the bridge folks' place and then the bridge people beat them, it's a big red flag for the War on Love. It's like saying that in the shadow of relationships people are being metaphorically beaten for having sex. Remember in That 70s Show when the punk girl is like the government wants us separate and every time we make love its a protest? It's like that. Symbolically this couple is protesting and they're being beaten for it. Think about it. Doesn't it feel like there's a War on Love, a War on Sex? With all the dating apps and bad sexual scripts in Hollywood its a miracle anyone finds anyone. Anyway....

So if the Duncan bridge gang is who the Freemason fat cat (Frank) wants to hang with on his birthday, they must be like upper echelon New World Order then. Which makes sense cuz they look like the bad luck crew. Anyway, if the New World Order and the Freemasons do not like regular heterosexual sex then what is their solution? It's found in the scene where Frank and Charlie are in the spa. Charlie starts to feel like he's trapped like a rat in the steam room and Frank is trying to subdue him. They start thrashing around on the floor and end up with Frank holding Chralie's face and looking like he's fucking him from the side. Charlie is just like going off, saying bash me like a rat, Frank. It's sick. It's all the Freemason, old to young, dick to asshole, wack-ass sex you can imagine. Let me clarify for a moment. Gay sex is not unholy. But the way the Freemasons do it, for power and to cut women out of the equation, is not cool. 

More evidence for the War on Love is in Charlie's "Dream Journal", specifically the "Denim Chicken". So this is all magic. The green stars on the upper left are like saying "Here is Freemason magic". Because a star is the symbol of magic and green is the color of the Freemasons. The numbers going down the left hand side of the jeans are bad sex magic. This is all bad sex magic. Essentially Charlie is trying to wear sex, with magic. 

You see a chicken is always female and always a bit dumb and slow, even though chickens have remarkable social structures and take care of their young very well. But as a symbol, a chicken is like saying a common woman. Hence chickenhead. So trying to combine a common woman with pants is like saying you want your sex life to be banal and ever present, because pants symbolize your sex life.

See the man and woman down below? The woman is crying and the man is shrouded and has glasses and a fez, just like a Shriner, a type of Freemason. Also the man is on the left and the "woman" is on the right. I only say its a woman because the nose looks so slim and she's crying. But honestly she's like bald, who knows. But left is feminine and is where the woman should be. Right is masculine and where the man should be. Here its reversed because the "man" is attempting to engineer the "woman". This Freemason, mustachioed prick is manipulating the crying woman beside him into basically giving him sex all the time. And the woman needs to be hot, as the silver waves above the chicken represent. So these chicken pants are bad, toxic masculinity sex at the very least. At the most they represent the War on Love and the role Freemasons are playing in doing magic to keep us all sex slaves. 

So, essentially, we have the War on Love and Charlie's Tubal Cane activities. These both describe the utter control the New World Order and the Freemasons have on the planet: the power of sex and the power of death. Or, the power to rebuke sex and the power to end life. The power to keep men and women slaves to the phalluses of sex and death, whether its the actual cock or the Tubal Cane. It's all toxic masculinity designed to keep us slaves. Charlie desiring shit hot sex with a chickenhead all the time or Frank fucking Charlie on the floor of the steam room, it's all bad sex. So, beware. These things are called sexual scripts and they're everywhere. Everyone has an opinion on your sex life. Examples of bad sex are everywhere. Sex in the City, Friends, Seinfeld, it's all bad sexual scripts. I see it all the time, everywhere and it's just so subtle and shitty it's hard to explain sometimes so forgive me if this post seems to be all over the place. But I am trying to elucidate a few things at least. Work with me.