Friday, September 1, 2023

Jesus



Ok so we all know I'm obsessed with Jesus; I can't help it, I'm a Magdalene. He's my MAN. And I find him everywhere. In many forms. I just wanted to type up a quick post about some identifiers for Christ.

 First thing that comes to mind are his animals: the fish, the cardinal, and most importantly, the tiger. Also, a little bit the hummingbird, but that might be a symbol for men in general (the whole phallic beak thing is pretty ubiquitous). The fish because of feeding the 5,000. The cardinal because it's all red, his color, with a black face; which I think is more conceptually symbolic of the Christ identity than like actually symbolic. Because a black face means that your face is "in shadow", or not known, acknowledge, or apparent. Obviously Christ was known, but like, was he? Was the REAL Christ known? Was his REAL face known? Did he even have a "face" as, like, the ineffable God? Idk but I DO know cardinals come around when I'm about to meet a Christ. Like, infallibly.


And then we have the TIGER. I know, most people think of the lion as the Christ cat, but, dude, the lion is a straight up pimp with a harem. Christ was a bit more judicious (though, not necessarily monogamous: I've read one account of his love life where he's in relationships with three women, all named Mary or Mariam or whatever re Anna: The Voices of the Magdalenes). Apparently tigers are polygynous but like, they don't have a harem. The reason why, I believe, tigers are a big symbol of Christ is their markings. They're orange, black, and white. Orange is the color of spirituality, magic, and higher learning; the black stripes are essentially black phalluses (or "shadow dicks" aka the disciples?), and the white chest and whatnot is just like the light, and his heart (chest) being in the light.

Ok so other things about Christ: your pleasure is his pleasure. He loves to please, especially in bed. That man is everything you want in the sack, trust me. ;) Jesus is just as sexy as you please. And he's into sex. Like, in a big way. As a means of spiritual connection and pleasure, it just doesn't get more real/any better. Also, he's got a nice unit. ;)

He thinks big. He understands his role as messiah. He knows he can change the world and isn't shy about it. His frame of reference for himself is expansive.

He's kinda feminine. He may even be bisexual. Definitely in touch with his emotions. Definitely loves women. Usually pretty in touch with fashion.

He appreciates art/beauty/nature. He likes what his "father" has done. He believes in manifesting, be that skillful representation or sheer willful bending of reality.

He sometimes resists his role as the savior. I mean, yeah, who wouldn't? It's pretty nuts to know, accept, and act on the fact that you're larger than life, responsible for everyone's salvation, and have the ability to change the ENTIRE world for the better. Plus, sometimes you get crucified...

Obviously, he's spiritual. Usually not religious; the whole flipping tables in the Temple thing, ya know. But he definitely acknowledges the divine in some way.

He's strong, but modest. He doesn't boast because he knows his presence is enough of an announcement. He's uncommonly kind, but respects himself enough not to give it all away. He's GOOD. So so so GOOD. Just wants to help, do his best, let everyone know they're loved, appreciated, and acknowledged. Just a thoroughly GOOD dude.

Also, as like a universal rule, there's a Christ in every community. There just is. So if there's one lone dude wherever you are, he's probably a Jesus incarnation.

Also, Jesus likes to travel as the trinity. There are often two other men accompanying him. One is his light, and one his shadow. He's the medium ground, the synthesis of these two identities. You can kind of "read" into the light and dark nature of this particular Christ by watching these two other men.

And that's my boyfriend, Jesus! XOXO