So, today we’re going to talk about sex symbols. Not like hot people actors or whatever, but actual symbols of sex. Now, I know I talk about this a lot, and you could probably glean a fairly comprehensive compendium of sex symbols from my opus, but I thought I’d just give you a sort of concentrated list today. After we go through the core symbols of sex, I thought I’d get into symbols of masculinity, then symbols of femininity, then symbols of bad sex (just for reference), then symbols of sex slavery and human trafficking victims in general, then a sort of miscellaneous list of objects that are neither gender or none of these. Ok? Ok!
So, the top few symbols of sex would have to be food,
flowers, and feet. Followed by certain animals, certain sports, pretty much the
entire earth, and other sundry symbols. Then there are the sort of lone sex
symbols like the color purple, bikes, boats, bridges (boats and bridges are
more symbols of relationships), dancing, polka dots, and cinnamon. Of course,
sex symbols also include all the obvious stuff like hearts (boobs/a butt
culminating in a V, aka a vagina), genitals, beds and sheets, lingerie and underwear
and all pants, shorts, and skirts, wine, fire, gardens, and the color red.
So, to start: food. I suppose food is such a symbol for sex
because it sustains us, just like sex and the human connection it engenders does.
Food is yummy, varied, personal, it can be pretty, and it is essentially
ephemeral, much like sex. Certain foods are more “sexual” than others,
specifically fruit, and even more so, red fruit. Which is why apples
are such a thing: but beyond that apples are red, the color of sex and
masculinity, their seeds are configured into a star (from a certain point of
view). The star is an ancient feminine symbol, as the planet Venus (feminine)
essentially traces a perfect star throughout the heavens every 8 years. So,
apples combine elements of masculinity (red) with elements of femininity (the
star) making them this sort of quintessential sex symbol. Plus, they’re lightly
sweet, they’re pretty stable and sustainable in that they take a while to rot,
they’re portable, self-contained, and healthy. Plus, there’s the whole fall of
man, Eve, Eden, and the snake thing, which is all obviously sexual allegory.
All in all, apples are super sex symbols. So, too, are raspberries,
strawberries, pomegranates, red grapes, and cherries. And really all fruit, and
most food, are symbols of sex; especially desserts like cakes, pies, and
pastries. But NOT ice cream. Ice cream is frozen milk with a ton
of sugar, aka mean, bad, cold mom juice that might taste good, but
really is not.
Next: flowers. The “thing” with flowers, beyond that some say a woman’s privates look like them, is that they are literally the sex organs of plants. And yes, they’re pretty, colorful, and also fleeting, like sex itself. However, not all flowers are “equal”. The sort of penultimate flower is, of course, the rose. Not only is the rose probably the most luscious, complex, and beautiful flower, it is well known throughout history as a symbol of clitorises, truth, and divine love. It is Mary Magdalene’s flower and symbol, and it is ever protected by its thorns, giving it a sort of unattainable, unassailable virtue, or at least making of it a prize that must be earned (like the female Christ should be). The lily is also a powerful symbol of the Magdalene, that has been stylistically turned into the fleur de leis, a complicated symbol. While it is feminine and a flower, the symbol itself resembles a phallus. Both these symbols and their inclusion of both-gender symbolism (thorns are phallic too) rings true, however, because the Magdalene is a pretty hardy, semi-masculine broad... Less awesome flowers include all others, but the least of these is probably the daisy. They’re common, copious, and ubiquitous, without (thorny) “protection”. They’re “weak” in composition and “frail” in constitution, and they’re colored bland, empty, nothingness-white. Think Daisy Buchannan of The Great Gatsby: super basic bitch that may look ok, but she isn’t really special, she “wilts” easily, and she is basically weakness incarnate. The orchid is a sort of "evil" flower that looks like it's trying to trap insects or YOU. It is a symbol for the fancy, "elevated" sex slave, as well. The "lower", more common sex slave flower is Wisteria. It is a purple (sexual) parasite, taking over and killing whatever it grows on, and hardly every growing in a way where it is self-supporting, as in its tree form. It also cannot be pressed for its oil/scent or boiled in any way for the same; much like you can't "take a sex slave with you". Hibiscus flowers are sex slave flowers, too, I think because they're beachy (the ocean is where the human trafficking victims are transported and the beach is where they're brought into the country), exotic, and have a giant phallus coming out of them. All pink flowers are vaguely human trafficking oriented as well, because of their color (pink is the consummate prostitute color). There are other flowers, of course, like the sunflower, which is hardy and bright, but some also say it, too, is “weak” because of its sycophantic following of the sun (watch a time-lapse video of sunflowers: they turn their “faces” all day toward the sun). I don't know much about it, but the ylang ylang flower is supposed to be pretty sexual. But basically, most flowers are vaginal and “sexy” and all of them are beautiful in their own way.
Next sex symbol: feet. I know, kinda weird, right? But
super, duper present, apparent, and potently symbolic of sex. I think it has to
do with the fact that feet are like our foundation, they support us, and move
us forward, like sex does: some people (including me) think sex “enlightens”
you, giving you creativity, answers, and knowledge unattainable elsewhere. And,
of course, everyone knows about foot fetishes. Feet certainly do touch the
floor, which is like this shared, common, communal space underpinning all we
do. So yes, the floor and the ground and the earth are all sexual, as
well. As are all things attending these: tires, wheels, furniture feet, shoes, socks, toes, and
even ankles are considered sexual.
I suppose next would come the sex symbol animals, foremost among these being the fox, dolphin, and all birds. The fox is a sex symbol because of its sort of androgenous nature: it seems both cat-like, or feminine, as well as dog-like, or masculine; and the combination of masculine and feminine is inherently sexual. Plus, it has that red pelt- red being the color of magic and sex in the realm of hair (basically a ton of little phalluses). Its feet are also black, symbolizing the shadowy nature of one’s sex life (remember, feet are sexual). Yes, foxes are very sexy and that’s why we call people thusly when we are attracted to them i.e. when Trip Fontane calls Lux Lisbon a “stoned fox” in The Virgin Suicides. A dolphin is a sex symbol because they are one of the only animals that has sex for pleasure. Plus, they’re just happy, playful, and live in the sea: water being a symbol of emotion, and the ocean being a primordial, symbolically sexual space we all “originated” from, according to much myth, evolution, and the Elder Futhark Runes. Deer are romance symbols, as well. Tigers are a symbol of the Christ, as are cardinals and fish. Birds are not so much symbols of sex, as they are of lovers and relationship. I’m not entirely sure why, because they live in the air, the intellectual space/element, but it just kinda intuitively feels right, doesn’t it? Birds often mate for life, they’re cute and fragile but also strong and resourceful, and they build nests and have babies. Regardless of why, birds are super romance symbols (specifically ducks [idk why]).
Other sex symbols: the boat and the bike. Boats because they
allow you to traverse water, or, symbolically, they allow you to “pass through/over”
emotion (water) “unharmed” and together. Bikes are slightly more complicated:
bikes are sex symbols because, yes, they transport you, but the “thing” about a bike is its two wheels. A wheel can be likened to a vagina, because it’s round and a
“hole”; it can be likened to life itself via the “wheel of fortune” idea; but
mostly a wheel is known by its function: it propels you across the ground,
or the shared sexual space. Also, the idea of spinning being sexual goes way
back to India and, actually, the swastika. As you should know,
the swastika originated in India and is actually a very holy symbol of peace
and prosperity there. Really, it’s more of a fertility symbol, speaking to the
combination of masculine and feminine. You see, the foundation of the swastika
is the equal-arm cross (+), or the combination of a vertical line (phallic,
masculine), and a horizontal line (“earth-like” [horizon] and therefore feminine).
The idea is that if you take this basic symbol of the combination of man and
woman and spin it, keeping it ever moving and therefore free of
slackness, stasis, and stagnation, it is very good energy and symbolizes
“divine union” in motion or, like, the best-case-scenario, zenith, and pinnacle of
relationships. And so, when you have TWO spinning wheels to transport
you, you are essentially engaging in this principal of yoked, dual, “healthy”, movement-without-moving
(spinning), and just going all the places with two entities as the foundation:
aka a bike.
Of course, the color red is sexual, because it’s the color white people’s sex organs turn when they’re aroused, but also just because its super potent and salient and just, well, sexual. But the color of relationship is actually purple, or the combination of blue, the feminine color (Mary, the High Priestess), and red, the masculine color (Jesus, the Magician). In this same vein, the basic symbols of a penis: ^, and a vagina: v, are rudimentary representations of their forms, a penis being a "protrusion" and a vagina being a "hollow". When you combine them, you get the Star of David, a super symbol of sex (and one of the reasons Jews are so horny), as it unites the masculine and the feminine. Also, the number 6, and the runes Wunjo, Gebo, Laguz, Eihwaz, and Ingwaz are all, if not “sexy”, then “relationshipy”. Bridges are a symbol of relationship because they “link” two sides of land, aka bodies (think Bridgerton and all the gratuitous sex and “relationship”). Polka dots are a sex symbol because they’re essentially dick holes, aka vaginas. Fire is an obvious symbol of sex, as is heat in general. Also, wine is sexual (intoxicating, bold, and comes from a red fruit), which supports my theory of Jesus being a sexual being: he turned basic-ass emotion (water) into frivolity and pleasure and communal joy (wine). Cinnamon is sexy probably because it’s phallic, kinda sweet and smells pretty good, and it’s spicy and “hot”. Honey is sexual because its vaguely jizz-like, sweet, and comes from honeycomb, which is hexagonal, or 6 sided (six=sex).
Beyond these, certain sports are “sexual” or “romantic”; at
the forefront of these are tennis and basketball. I don’t super know why, other
than that in tennis they call the score “love” and the act of hitting a ball
over a net back and forth to one another can be likened to a relationship. But
basketball? I don’t really get it. I mean the ball is orange, the color of
spirituality, and putting it through a hoop (vagina) is kinda sexual,
but beyond that, idk. But I know it is “romantic” because I see it used
thusly in the media and I’ve seen basketballs themselves used in spells to
represent the whole courtship thing in general. Plus the movie “Love and
Basketball” and all the NBA romances and this one scene from a movie I don’t
remember where the girl half has sex with a guy before her basketball game in
order to use the heightened energy from her pre-orgasmic state to be better at
basketball. Idk. But, yeah, basketball and tennis are the “lover’s” sports.
This also kinda includes tennis-adjacent “sports” like ping-pong and badminton.
I guess now we can get into some “bad” sex symbols, starting
with the “rapey” sports: golf and football. Football because it’s a bunch of
sweaty, angry men chasing a vagina-shaped ball that has a big, white, phallic
lace down the middle crossed by smaller, phallic, other laces. See what I
mean? Basically, football is a bunch of dudes chasing after one ho (the ball), who has
been “crossed” by one big, apparent (white) phallus, who has himself been crossed by many other evident “phalluses” and is made out of pig skin? Idk. It's kinda how the quarterback fucks the head cheerleader, who all the other football players "want", but can't have, so they live vicariously through him when he does all that “locker room talk”. Idk I like football, but it's pretty dumb and kinda gay, all that locker room nakedness and towel snapping and all the dudes running after one guy with a vagina-shaped ball until they get into the endzone. Ugh, whatever. Now, golf is rapey because it’s played over a groomed, curated “course” aka the
earth, aka a feminine body, where the goal is to get your ball into the hole by swinging your sticks. I think you get the picture. That’s
why lesbians are into it, why Donald Trump plays it so much, and why Tiger
Woods is a cheating bastard who got his ass beat by his ex-wife with his own
club. Ha. Also, bowling is kinda questionable with its big, rolling balls
knocking down the phallic pins. Also, croquet is weird. And billiards is a bit
dodgy and Freemasonic somehow, as you’re still using “sticks” to shoot “balls” into “holes”. Baseball is
just gay, super Freemason shit, but not very “rapey” as far as I know. Anyway, these
are some not-so-great-symbolically sports.
Other “bad” sex symbols include: illness and pain and shame,
alcohol and drugs and being intoxicated at all, ice cream,
insecurity, online dating and, really, the Internet as a whole, cowboys
(because they all sing a sad, sad [i.e. lonely] song), bad dancing, mixing the
colors purple (divine union) and green (Freemason shit. This kinda includes
grass, too, as it’s green and phallic and fucking everywhere), just the color
green (Freemason shit) is pretty bad for sex, vomiting or diarrhea, boredom (this is like you having "bad sex" with yourself, or like, not being about to turn yourself on or get yourself off),
swearing, religion, the cold, farts and pumpkins and brown chocolate
(all shame symbols resembling/having to do with the butt or poop). Red-headed
men and raccoons are Freemason symbols and are basically symbols of a bad
lover.
Animals like pandas, bugs, and “evil” birds are all kinda
just bad symbols. Pandas because they actually look sad and have to eat their
low-nutrition bamboo all year round (never building up enough stored fat to
hibernate), and they represent the sort of perennially over-worked, joyless,
living-on-low-nutrition-rice, Chinese worker. Bugs are literally a symbol of
negative, annoying thoughts, most often having to do with addictions. All
amphibians and reptiles and dragons are generally negative symbols as they’re
cold-blooded, scaley and "foreign" and without mates, and generally
bad-tempered, difficult, and often dangerous.
And if we’re talking about bad sex, I think we should talk
for a minute about “sexual displacement”, or the tendency to “displace” or
“give up” your libidinous forces to something besides sex or your lover. Like
women who eat, or shop, or drink, or watch Disney movies instead of getting
laid properly. Or dudes who watch sports too much, or drink and smoke, or play
a lot of golf instead of having sex like they should. You get the idea. You can
“give up your libidinous forces” to anything, really. Some people pet their
animals too much and too vigorously, some people are really into the Eiffel
Tower, some people just fantasize about weird shit, like being a baby again and
that gets them off. They used this principal of sexual displacement in Germany
with Hitler: all that fanfare and arm waving and singing and hiking was just
sex gone sour. So, watch out for this in yourself, your loved ones, and any
potential partners you may entertain, because the ice cream, or the football,
or the Hulu and video games and Instagram/Facebook/Twitter are your competition
in bed these days…
Sex slave and human trafficking symbols include: shipping
pallets, shopping carts, and misappropriated polka dots- like those red and
black ones (the colors of satan and the Catholic church) on ladybugs, a definite
sex slave symbol. Blackberries (a dark [shadowed, aka unknown] fruit) hibiscus, orchid, and wisteria flowers, marijuana, and sometimes even roses are sex
slave symbols (the Rothschild family tried to adopt roses as their
symbol ☹). Rocks under trees is sex slave imagery (I see this
evil “spell” everywhere) because rocks are technically “earth”, which is likened
to the female body, and trees are phallic, so this is like “imprisoning” the
rock/feminine body under a tree/penis ☹. Flamingos are kinda sex slave symbols, while horses
(whores), the sea and the beach and mermaids (!) all definitely are. The colors
pink and blue together (the Prostitute and the High Priestess), green and white
(Freemason shit), 13 (the prostitute’s number), 96 (the playboy’s number), pink
by itself, pink with white, donuts, fast food, and spoiled food are all
sex slave shit. The library is basically a whorehouse as books are feminine
and vaginal, because they’re essentially things you “open” and “look
into” and that have stuff “inside them” (like a story). Any abandoned,
derelict, broken-down house or property or building in general is a symbol of a
sex slave (who’s body [aka building] is essentially “destroyed”, or at
least in need of repair). Chickens are sex slave symbols, big time, hence "chickenhead". I think it's because they're ubiquitous, flightless, kinda dumb, very territorial, and social-hierarchy-oriented animals? A checkered, black and white, square pattern
(Freemason shit), two columns (the Freemason/High Priestess symbol of Boaz and Jachim, or this world and the next), and any
misused elephant symbols are sex slaveish. Also, wolves are a bit like the
“guardians” of the whole human trafficking system (I think).
Ugh! Ok, enough of the trash end of sex symbols! Onward!
The earth itself expresses both masculine and feminine
energies. While the earth is mostly feminine, things like mountains, hills, and trees are phallic and therefore
masculine. Landforms like valleys, holes, craters, canyons, gorges, lakes,
rivers, dales and dells, glens, fjords, caverns and caves and fissures, and the
sea are all technically “vaginal” and so feminine. Volcanos are a bit
androgenous: they’re mountainous and explosive, like penises but, really,
they’re feminine because when Mother Earth cums, it’s through a volcano,
and we all know the female orgasm is much stronger and more explosive than the
male. But, yes, the earth has parts and they’re all over.
Ok, let’s get into just sheer masculine symbols: you guessed
it! They’re (almost) all phallic! Dicks, cocks, and penises are all obviously
masculine symbols, but, really, so is anything that has continuity and sort of just
goes on or is salient or is tube-shaped. There are obvious things that
are all masculine symbols like canes,
staffs, snakes, arrows and spears, crystals, cocks (as in male chickens), pool
cues, pens and pencils and paintbrushes, lipstick, bats of all kinds, hotdogs
and sausages, candles, knives and guns, all poles, skis, pyramids, cigars and
cigarettes and joints, chimneys, and incense sticks. Then there are less
obvious things that are “phallic” and therefore “masculine”, like fingers and toes,
arms and legs, noses, bullets, scarves, belts, grass, wheat, spaghetti, French
fries, feathers, Italy (a phallic isthmus), hair, hats, mustaches and side
burns, all hoses and wires and ribbons, neckties, lamps and hookahs, beer
bottles (kinda-they’re a bit vaginal too, because they are a container), and
the tongue. Conversely, some things are more masculine in function or the
abstract like language itself, which could be seen as a sort of protruding
ejaculation of sound meant to activate and achieve, both “masculine” things.
Yang, gold, heat and summer, the color red, dogs, bucks, Mars and the Sun, the
direction Right, the letters T and G (which has been appropriated by the
Freemason fuckers), hardness, straight lines, squares and rectangles and triangles,
the color white, light, and space itself are all masculine. Then, of
course, you have the ancient symbol of masculinity I mentioned before: ^, as
well as the “new” one of Mars, the whole circle and arrow,
artist-formerly-known-as-Prince thing.
Alright! Feminine symbols! Anything “vaginal” in form,
function, or nature: so, anything that is a portal or “receives” or shelters or
contains other things. So any and all cups, bowls, plates, spoons, drawers and
glove compartments, purses and bags, vases and bottles and cans, tables,
chairs, and sofas (they all “receive”), rooms, closets, pores, France (that
low-lying, kind of cross-road land in the middle of Europe devoted to its
rivers, cheese, and wine), yogurt and milk and cheese (all dairy products coming
from the female), BOOKS, boxes, doors, entry-ways, and all
portals, tubs, sinks, refrigerators, washing machines and dishwashers and
ovens, even microwaves and blenders and toasters (they are all self-contained,
inner-space-oriented, “receivers”). Yes,
toilets are “vaginal” and therefore feminine; buckets, windows, mouths
and earholes and buttholes are all kinda vaginal, rings and necklaces and
bracelets too, fireplaces and chimeneas, hair ties and all circles, envelopes
and paper (it “receives”), and of course, bellybuttons. Then there are not vaginal
symbols per se that are still feminine symbols like unicorns, the
color blue, yin, the cold and the winter, black, darkness, softness, CDs and
DVDs (they “contain”), silver, curves, the Moon and Venus, the direction Left,
the letters Q, V, and U, “passive” language like writing, fancy, lyrical
writing like poetry or songs, cats, bushes, elephants (they’re matriarchal), kinda
the Mandorla shape, shadows, and time itself. Of course the Pentacle and the
“V” and the Venus/Feminine symbol are all signs of the female as well.
Things that are kinda both masculine and feminine: TVs- they
technically “project”, a masculine action, but they also kinda physically
“contain” these complicated insides and metaphorically “contain” our cultural
stories; and the very idea of a story is also hard to place as something
gendered. It is often, but not always, spoken or heard or seen, relatively
masculine things dealing with hard reality and the senses; but it is also a
sort of created, unfolding, amorphous, emotional, narrative, roiling kinda thing
more in line with the feminine. All buildings are symbolic “bodies” and are
therefore both masculine and feminine. Vaguely feminine things are pillows and
buttons, being both boobs and nipples, respectively. Zippers are vaguely
masculine being tiny little phalluses.
Things that, to me, have no apparent gender attached are blankets and
cloth and skin, stairs, billboards, wings, ghosts (maybe a little feminine as
they’re sort of “passive” and “nonrealized”), magnets, tattoos (tattoo machines
are definitely masculine, though, with the needle), mirrors (kinda feminine
because you peer into them, and they’re made of silver plate, and
reflect like water, a feminine action/trait and element), and
money. I do not find money to be any specific gender.
